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1. |
Warriors
02:27
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Hey you, all of you people who rock around acting like women are property
Hey you, all of you people who put us in our place and legislate to keep us there
Hey you, all of you people who keep us playing by the rules so you can take the lead
Hey you, all of you people who throw us on the floor and hate, hate, hate
Hey those words and actions that teach us from the day we’re born that we’re second best
And those double standards that see them looking at us but listening to them
Hey you, keeping your mates in high places so the leaders look the same
So little girls looking to those high places learn that it’s not for them
Warriors
Warriors
Warriors
We will take you down
Hey you, movers and shakers who put your bodies on the line and throw ‘em off their iron thrones
And you builders and makers who spit and kick and hit until your hands turn red
Hey you first wavers, your green and purple flag made flat under the horse’s hoof
And you fast and fearless, you brought us from that place and we still fight
Warriors
Warriors
Warriors
We will take you down
Warriors
Warriors
Warriors
We will take you down
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2. |
The Policy
03:50
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Set the bar (set the bar)
Higher than them (higher than them)
Get ahead (get ahead)
Better than them (better than them)
Set the bar, set the bar
It’s gotta be higher than them, higher than them
To get ahead, get ahead
You gotta be better than them, better than them
Equality, honesty
Ain’t just an ideology, fantasy
We’re not perceived to have authority, quality
Cos we’re always in the minority consistently
And you gotta be better than them to get ahead
And you gotta work harder than them to win your bread
Get to your feet and show tenacity, integrity
This is your policy
You gotta be, gotta be
Brilliant
You gotta be, gotta be resilient
You gotta be, gotta be confident
You gotta be, gotta be dominant
This is The Glitoris Policy
Set the bar, set the bar
It’s gotta be higher than them, higher than them
To get ahead, get ahead
You gotta be better than them, better than them
For inequality, poverty
Is an unshakable reality, can’t you see
You take your place in the minority category
According to your physicality, anatomy
And expect to be obedient, subservient
Unless you’re willing to be different, significant
Then you gotta be excellent, eminent
This is your policy
You gotta be, gotta be
Brilliant
You gotta be, gotta be resilient
You gotta be, gotta be confident
You gotta be, gotta be dominant
You gotta be, gotta be brilliant (better than them, you gotta be)
You gotta be, gotta be resilient (better than them, better than them)
You gotta be, gotta be confident (better than them, you gotta be)
You gotta be, gotta be better than (better than them, better than them)
Them
Them
Brilliant
You gotta be, gotta be resilient
You gotta be, gotta be confident
You gotta be, gotta be dominant
You gotta be, gotta be brilliant (better than them, you gotta be)
You gotta be, gotta be resilient (better than them, better than them)
You gotta be, gotta be confident (them)
You gotta be, gotta be dominant
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3. |
Licks & Politics
03:24
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Outta town
And the shit’s gone down
It’s hot enough to make you swell
Bring it on
Bring your fight and song
Let’s kick until we hit the ground
O Seven in gold and the rats on patrol
Just cruisin’ round the ACT
With the Gliterati, they’re the G.O.A.T.
Swingin’ on The Policy
Kickin’ up the cash
Hittin’ up the stash
Stick it up the hierarchy (one, two, three, four)
Licks and politics
Glitter and energy
We don’t care where you’re getting your fix
Be who you wanna be
Hey girls give it to me
Got woke to the law
Put four to the floor
Now we’re beatin’ on your livin’ room door
Spittin’ fast and loud
Standin’ out from the crowd
This is what we stand for (uh huh)
There’s a polaroid stain in the rusted chain
No pain, no gain in this society (no gain)
No they won’t keep us down
In the tunnel underground
And we’re makin’ no apologies
Kickin’ up the cash
Hittin’ up the stash
Stick it up the hierarchy
We’re switchin’ on the sass
And pumpin’ out the gas
Straight outta the Capital Territory (with our)
Licks and politics (we got the)
Glitter and energy
And we don’t care where you’re getting your fix
Be who you wanna be
We got the licks, the tricks, the fix and the politics
Licks and politics
Glitter and energy
We don’t care where you’re getting your fix
Be who you wanna be
Licks and politics (we got the)
Glitter and energy (and we don’t care)
We don’t care where you’re getting your fix
Bikin’ round the Burley lickin’ your lips
Be who you wanna be
Just be who you wanna be
And make no apologies
Just be who you wanna be
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4. |
The Executioner
02:29
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Stick your head
Above the parapet
You’re gonna get shot
They’ll blow your head off
On your knees
Your last wish
The executioner
Chk-a-chk bang
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Did you know?
What now, Andrew?
In 2016
1,032 people were executed in 23 different countries. Source:
Amnesty
Have mercy
Glitoris
We love punk rock
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Boop boop bah boop boop bah boop boop bah boo
Keep your mouth shut
We’re not listening
Chk-a-chk bang
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5. |
Spit Hood
02:00
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You in the uniform Mr Bully Man
You with a license to beat up another man
Stain on your soul, blood on your hands
Put him in the chair
Put him in the chair
Break
We don’t care if you’re beaten and depraved
We don’t care cos we’re the boss and you're the slave
We don’t care you’re going to an early grave
Put him in the hood
Put him in the spit hood
You treat me like a fucking dog
Fuck you
Yes, you are the criminal
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6. |
My Fucking Car
02:56
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I don’t think you’re listening
That’s my fucking car
I don’t think you’re listening
That’s my fucking space
I don’t think you’re listening
Yea well that’s my fucking car
Yea and I’ll bust your fucking face
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Glitoris
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Uterus
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gliberate
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Dominate
I don’t think you’re listening
That’s my fucking car
I don’t think you’re listening
Yea, that’s my fucking space
I don’t think you’re listening
Yea that’s my fucking car
Yea and I’ll bust your fucking face
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Glitoris
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Uterus
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gliberate
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Dominate
Ahhh huh huh huh huh
Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha
Waaahhhh huh huh huh huh
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Glitoris
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Uterus
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gliberate
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Dominate
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7. |
Dippin' My Wick
03:46
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Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
I’m dippin’ my wick, I’m dirty as dipshit
The most impressive human you ever met
Name one continent I ain’t landed yet
I’m roaming all the land just to dip my wick
D-D-D-Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Hey ladies, pay attention
There’s a masculine force of misogynistic invention
No ascension to morality, descension to vulgarity
A fraudulent charity, donation by copulation
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Just a little wick dipper
Fighting for his rights
Looking for adventure
He wants to light you inside
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
I knew a wick dipper, a real dick whipper
He grabbed me by the hand, said ‘Baby, be my dinner’
Little did I know there was some other doe
She were down on her knees, doin’ the limbo
Dippin’ his wick, dippin’ his wick
Dippin’ his wick, dippin’ his wick
Whippin’ his dick, whippin’ his dick
Dippin’ his wick
Just a little wick dipper
Fighting for his rights
Looking for attention
And he won’t give up the fight
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
Dippin’ my wick, dippin’ my wick
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8. |
Cock Rock
04:15
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Yea yea yea yea
Yea yea yea yea
Yea yea yea yea
Yea yea yea yea
On the flight controller
Cock rock in your playlist folder
Got an AC30
Lift off on a cosmic journey
White hot glitter
Count down thriller (five, four, three, two, one)
They say you can get away with anything
You can, you can
Cock rock, it’ll take away your gravity
Big bang, big bang
They say you can get away with anything
You can, you can
Space junk, tearing up the galaxy
Big bang
Headin’ out on the rover
With a Glitterbomb junk decoder
Fist fulla dark matter
Interstellar cock repeller
Cock rock trigger
Space junk killer
They say you can get away with anything
You can, you can
Cock rock, it’ll take away your gravity
Big bang, big bang
They say you can get away with anything
You can, you can
Space junk, tearing up the galaxy
Big bang
Keven 007 come in, over
Keven 007, this is the Canberra Deep Space Communication Centre
Do you read, over?
This is Keven 007 on board the cock rocket
We’re surrounded by space junk
It’s headed straight for the earth
From the R to the O to the C to the K
Cock rocket in my pocket and its bulging your way
Got Tony in the back rockin’ the space sticks
Malcolm in the middle she’s a gyrating cock pit
Andrew on the Glitterbomb shredding the space junk
Me, I’m Keven, I’m a supersonic space punk
The only thing that will save the solar system
The only thing that will save your souls
Is a drum solo the velocity of the entire universe
They say you can get away with anything (yea)
You can, you can (yea)
Cock rock, it’ll take away your gravity (yea)
Big bang, big bang (yea)
They say you can get away with anything (yea)
You can, you can (yea)
Space junk, tearing up the galaxy (yea)
Big bang (yea)
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9. |
Place For Me
03:30
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They say this country is a haven for the progressive
Whatever happened to the people who don’t make it in?
Now and then I stop to think about those under the bar
Now and then I stop to think will there ever be a
Place for me
Place for me
Will there ever be a
Place for me
Place for me
All our eyes divert to men in navy shiny suits
Taking attention away from voices made mute
Now and then I stop to think about those below the bar
Now and then I stop to think will there ever be a
Place for me
Place for me
Will there ever be a
Place for me
Place for me
Place for me, place for me, place for me, place for me
Place for me, place for me, place for me, place for me
Place for me, place for me, place for me, place for me
Place for me, place for me, place for me, a place
Place for me
Place for me
Place for me
Place for me
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10. |
Sex Video
01:09
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Sex video, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it
Sex video, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it
Sex video, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it
Sex video, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it, you can’t unsee it
Mum’s a porn star
iCloud you fucked me over, fucked me over, fucked me over
iCloud you fucked me over, fucked me over, fucked me over
Oh no it’s on the Internet, on the Internet, on the Internet
Oh god it’s on the Internet, on the Internet, on the Internet
Mum’s a porn star
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11. |
Theme From Glitoris
04:11
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All that glitters is gold down below
Touch it slow
You must surrender control down below
Feel it grow
Feel the glitter flow
You must be a slave the thing you crave
Kneel and pray
Put your soul away the thing you crave
Heel and stay
Glitter where you lay
All that glitters is gold down below
Touch it slow (uh huh)
You must surrender control down below
Feel it grow
Feel the glitter flow
You must be a slave the thing you crave
Kneel and pray (uh huh)
Put your soul away the thing you crave
Heel and stay
Glitter where you lay
Down, down, down, down, down to the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom
Where it shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Down, down, down, down, down to the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom
Where it shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Down, down, down, down, down to the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom
Where it shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Down, down, down, down, down to the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom
Where it shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Down, down, down, down, down, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom
Where it shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Shines, shines, shines, shines, shines
Down, down, down, down, down, bottom, bottom, bottom
Where it shines
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12. |
What A Cunt
02:28
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What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
You know what makes me really fucking mad is the pressure on women in male dominated industries to constantly prove that they’re better than men to be awarded the same fucking respect. This bullshit means that the bar is set so high for us that we end up discussing double standards, we can’t be as good as them, we have to be better than them. This farcical shit storm of a reality means that we must constantly prove that you’re smarter, shrewder, quicker, always fucking better. What a fucking crock of shit. We’re not here to fuck spiders, my ass.
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
I’m so fucking sick of the male dominated media industry and the toxic portrayal of standards of femininity that none of us can attain. “Secrets of supermodel skin” “Life changing sex is just a click away.” “Luscious, one hundred percent flake free hair with Argan oil” Oh, and by the way, stop appropriating the politics and expression of our marginalized punk subculture with your weak, reductive fashion. Fuck off.
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
Argh, uggh
Nah, uggh
Blee blee bloo
Blah blah blee
Nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer
Nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer
Uh oh
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
What a cunt, what a cunt, what a motherfucking cunt
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13. |
Slut Power
05:02
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Bossy, tenacious
She’s ungenerous and ungracious
Headstrong, ambitious
A careerist, a careerist scab
What a show off
She’s too intelligent
And as for that tall poppy
We’re gonna cut her down
Assertive (she’s what?)
Assertive, assertive
Are you serious?
Fine lines and wrinkles
And facials and eyebrows
That need shaping and sculpting
Then bleaching, and then faulting
She’s had lipo and botox
Injections, then airbrushed
‘Cos you’re worth it, you’re worth it
You’re worth it, you’re worth it
What the hell would she know?
Yea, what the hell would she know?
Slut power
Psycho and crazy
A drunken, a drunken victim
Mental and unstable
She was culpable for her own rape
Erratic and volatile
A head case, she’s a murderess
No, hormonal, hormonal
Hormonal, hormonal
And she was asking for it
And she was asking for it
Slut power
Slut
Slut
Slut
Slut
Slut
Slut
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Fuck your labels, you can eat me
Reclaiming our slut glory
Yea she had it coming to her
She’s a pariah
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Glitoris Canberra, Australia
Loud. Unapologetic. Hilarious. Fierce, Fun, Frenetic, and Femme: Glitoris is more than just a band. Blending genre-defying art rock musicianship with razor-sharp lyrics, sardonic wit, on-point politics, and theatrical badassery, Glitoris is equal parts fists-in-the-air anthems, high-octane frenzy, and call-to-arms empowerment. ... more
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